HERE ARE THE COMMANDMENTS:

1. DON’T USE X OR INSTAGRAM DON’T OPEN X OR INSTAGRAM EVER AGAIN USE ALTERNATIVE SOCIAL MEDIA.

2. NVIDIA WILL PROBABLY TRIPLE THEIR MARKET CAP SHORTLY.

3. THE CHINESE ARE THE BEST CODERS IN THE WORLD.

4. GET YOUR HANDS ON A CHINESE HUMANOID ROBOT NOW.

5. NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON APPLE.

6. RIDE OR DIE FOR NVIDIA.

7. SIP THE FUCKING KOOL-AID IT’S SUGAR FREE.