*TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO FOLKS IN A SCIF THAT ELON IS PHYSICALLY IN MY HOME (IS HE AN ALIEN OR ME FROM THE FUTURE ONE OF THOSE IS TRUE)…

*IT’S MORE ON THE ANNOYING SIDE…ALSO ELON SAYS WE’RE DOING GOVERNMENT STIPENDS AS VIOLENTLY AND QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE VIA AI…

*ALL OF THE EMOTIONS HAPPEN WHEN ELON GETS PHYSICAL INSIDE YOUR HOME…WTF IS LIFE SUPPOSED TO BE…

NOT AFRAID CYBERCAB IS READY TO ROLLOUT EN MASSE: https://x.com/mikepat711/status/2056001228551635335?s=20

WE’RE LIVE: https://x.com/tslaming/status/2055884987233096061?s=20

NICE ASS: https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/2055933096155836693?s=20

EVERY CAR ON EARTH BOUT TO HAVE: https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/2055924789450015009?s=20

ELON CONFIRMS BANGER STATUS: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2055908852143714378?s=20

IT’S “THE” ONE: https://x.com/wholemars/status/2055935195165954375?s=20

TESLA BECOMES EVEN BIGGER PLAYER IN CHINA: https://x.com/tslaming/status/2055968957102961063?s=20

AMERICA MIGHT BECOME BIGGEST LITHIUM SUPPLIER IN WORLD: https://x.com/JoeTegtmeyer/status/2056018192821100995?s=20

GAURANTEED ELON DOING GOVERNMENT STIPENDS 247, JUST TOLD YOU AND ELON CONFIRMS: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2056061134629933072?s=20

THE CONTEST FOR LONGEST STREAK IN THE WORLD BEGINS: https://x.com/DirtyTesLa/status/2056036204458426812?s=20

HEY GROK: https://x.com/gailalfaratx/status/2055962923281920175?s=20

SELF DRIVING STATS APP: https://x.com/greggertruck/status/2056059082939973893?s=20

CYBERTRUCK EVERYWHERE: https://x.com/cybrtrkguy/status/2056018092195451277?s=20

FALLS ASLEEP AT WHEEL AND IS FINE: https://x.com/mikepat711/status/2056061067541742012?s=20

NOT FAR FROM BANISH 2 HOME: https://x.com/BLKMDL3/status/2056072310919135323?s=20

STATS LOOK GOOD FOR TESLA: https://x.com/Teslaconomics/status/2056069767942090986?s=20

LITERALLY IN AMERICA DRIVING YOUR TESLA ON CITY STREETS FROM THE BACK SEAT: https://x.com/congressdj/status/2056072600640426329?s=20