IT’S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BUY A CAR RIGHT NOW INCAPABLE OF DRIVING ITSELF. THIS IS A MASSIVE STEP FORWARD FOR ADAS. SECONDS AWAY FROM COMPLETE COLLAPSE OF ALL LEGACY AUTO. EVERYTHING IS AN OTA UPDATE AWAY FROM DOING INCREDIBLE THINGS. MAYBE UNIVERSAL HANDS FREE DOESN’T COVER EVERY ROAD; FUTURE SOFTWARE UPDATES WILL EXPAND COVERAGE. MANGIONE FAMILY CAN’T GET ARRESTED ANYMORE LOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

ABSOLUTELY AMAZING: Rivian on X: "More than any other feature, our owners have asked for more hands-free miles. With Universal Hands-Free, you can now enjoy hands-free assisted driving on any road with clearly defined lanes. That’s roughly 3.5 million miles in the U.S. and Canada. Look for it in our next https://t.co/ZFhwVzvt6b" / X

IF YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK ALL ROADS WILL SUPPORT UNIVERSAL HANDS FREE IN 2026 WONDERFUL(THE MOST IMPORTANT COMMANDMENT IS NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SOFTWARE UPDATES AND AI): Rivian Custom Silicon, Next-Gen Autonomy Platform, Deep AI Integration - Newsroom - Rivian

EXPECTING TESLA ROBOTAXI SERVICE 33 CITY LAUNCH EARLY 2026: Ming on X: "GOOD NEWS 🚖 Tesla is poised to dominate a seismic shift in U.S. transportation, according to a new forecast from Morgan Stanley. The bank predicts a major robotaxi breakout beginning in 2026, with commercial services launching in approximately 33 cities. This sets the stage https://t.co/2hx5xDp9W0" / X

GOING TO YOUR FAVORITE SPORTING VENUE IN STYLE ROLLS ROBOTAXIS OUT FASTER: Zoox on X: "We’re excited to announce that Zoox is now an official venue partner of @TMobileArena in Las Vegas! Starting in early 2026, you’ll be able to ride in style to your favorite game nights and concerts. 🏒🎶✨ Head to our Journal for all the details: https://t.co/m1FnNlxXPK. https://t.co/1wkO8R6yqB" / X

CHINA APPROVES: Ming on X: "Tesla’s FSD just earned a massive, glowing endorsement from its fiercest Chinese rivals 🔥 XPeng’s CEO He Xiaopeng today dropped a rave review for Tesla’s FSD 14.2 and Robotaxi—calling it a game-changer from smooth L2 to near-L4 confidence—after trying the technology himself 🎯 https://t.co/0Hx5E7Ts79" / X

32 POSITIONS NOT HAPPENING LMFAO: Tsla Chan on X: "$TSLA Tesla is currently looking for jobs in 32 positions related to Cybercab. The start of production for Cybercab is less than five months away... https://t.co/ULAIviUL3z" / X