BANISH MODE IS SOMETHING ELON LEGITIMIZES. ESSENTIALLY YOU’RE WEEKS AWAY FROM YOUR TESLA BECOMING A CYBERCAB FOR FREE.

RIP TO GAS STATIONS, PARKING TICKETS, PARKING LOTS, PARKING AS AN INDUSTRY AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING IS OVER PARTY.

HOW MUCH OF A DICK CAN ELON BE LET’S SEE IT I THINK WE ALL WANT TO SEE ELON GO DICK MODE?

WILDEST UPDATE OF ALL TIME FROM ELON PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE AT THIS POINT IN TIME TO SELL A NON-TESLA-EQUIVALENT VEHICLE AND WE’RE STILL PRE CYBERCAB: Elon Musk on X: "In the near future, your Tesla will drop you off at the store entrance and then go find a parking spot. When you’re ready to exit the store, just tap Summon on your phone and the car will come to you." / X