*JASON SHURKA TOLD YOU IT’S OPEN KNOWLEDGE THAT ALIEN PROGRAMS HQED IN TEXAS…

ALIENS DOING HUMANOIDS: https://www.forbes.com/sites/johnkoetsier/2026/04/28/apptronik-teases-new-robot-stacks-c-suite-with-waymo-boston-dynamics-amazon-vets/

CHINESE CEO DREAM TEAM: https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/technology/articles/apptronik-accelerates-commercialization-humanoid-robots-130000528.html

IT’S GONNA BE EVERY SINGLE DAY A NEW HUMANOID UPDATE: https://youtu.be/UWpr-fx2WOI?si=QDS2qips7ejWSiWc

NUKIEST OF BOMBS FROM CHINA: https://pandaily.com/uni-x-ai-advances-household-robotics-strategy-with-growing-global-attention

HOLY FUCK: https://x.com/Ominousind/status/2049134801194500308?s=20

LET’S DO HUMANOIDS SO THESE FOLKS DON’T DIE, THAT HAPPENS TO ME 247: https://x.com/PoliceIncident/status/2049009471670628809?s=20

JENSEN HUANG’S DAUGHTER DOES LG Q9 HUMANOID ROBOT FOUNDATION MODEL WHOA: https://en.sedaily.com/finance/2026/04/28/jensen-huangs-eldest-daughter-madison-eyes-koreas-physical

HOLY F#$@%: https://x.com/cixliv/status/2049204542060040541?s=20

CATL WHOA: https://youtu.be/ySKmm7FCAGY?si=k3aikzkatEV0be6a