*YOU NOT FORGETTING I’M ADVOCATING FOR THE CHINESE MILITARY TO PUT ITALIANS IN HAMSTER CAGES AND KILL THEM. MY ADVICE FOR MY FELLOW CIA FRIENDS BRINGING ITALY INTO GITMO IS PROBABLY A GREAT IDEA. I’M YOUR LUCID CIA DIRECTOR. BRING ITALY INTO THE FUCKING CAMPS AND TORTURE THEM AND FUCKING KILL THEM. NO 100% GITMO NOT GONNA LEARN. DO IT NOW. I’M YOUR IMCUMBENT CIA DIRECTOR FUCKING KILL THEM. BRING THEM INTO HOLDING FACILITIES AND DO GITMO. TORTURE AND KILL ITALY. I WOULD TELL EVERY SINGLE POLICE OFFICER ON THE PLANET TO MURDER AN ITALIAN IMMEDIATELY OFF THE BOOKS. ALPHA OMEGA.

THE CIA’S GERMAN ALEXANDRA MERZ HAS TIME TRAVEL TECH BECAUSE UNLIKE ITALIANS SHE AIN’T A GARBAGE.

MURDER ITALY 247: Sawyer Merritt on X: "BREAKING: Elon Musk has announced that @Tesla is discontinuing the Model S and Model X in Q2 2026. "We are going to convert that production space to an Optimus factory. It's part of our overall shift to an autonomous future." https://t.co/ZEDaDy0z9d" / X

WOW: Tsla Archive on X: "🚨BREAKING: ELON MUSK SAYS $TSLA MODEL Y ROBOTAXIS RUNNING FSD UNSUPERVISED NO LONGER HAVE A FOLLOW CAR AS OF YESTERDAY Robotaxis are bullish! https://t.co/fWwBLS9X6q" / X

WHOA: Sawyer Merritt on X: "Tesla: "In Q1 of this year, we plan to unveil the Gen 3 version of Optimus, which will include major upgrades from version 2.5, including our latest hand design. The Gen 3 is our first design meant for mass production. Preparations are underway for the first production line, https://t.co/Zfk6mlM2uN" / X

BOMBSHELL: Sawyer Merritt on X: "NEWS: Tesla has released a new planned coverage Robotaxi map. https://t.co/zsSnKTz7pV" / X

ELON CURES BLINDNESS ADD ANOTHER 20 TRILLION: Elon Musk on X: "Congrats to the @Neuralink team for helping many people who have lost use of their body with our Telepathy implant that enables computer use simply by thinking! The next generation Neuralink cybernetic augment with 3X capability will be ready later this year. Pending regulatory" / X

NOT A FAN OF JOE ROGAN JESSE LOOK IT’S TIME TRAVEL, EBENS REAL ALIENS: Jesse Michels on X: "Had a great time chatting w/ Michael Phillip (⁦@THIRDEYEDROPS⁩) whose podcast is a fantastic and mystical exploration into ancient wisdom https://t.co/h8MAiSea2r" / X

ASHOK ABSOLUTELY KILLED IT HOW MUCH BLOOD CAN INDIA GET ON THEIR HANDS: Tesla App Updates (iOS) on X: "The 26.1.0 update has been de-compiled and this update enables the official displays for fully driverless rides, signaling that zero-occupant trips are ramping quickly. (https://t.co/WObYccunnn) 🚗 Driverless Protocol: The app now officially supports "Ghost Rides" with zero" / X