THERE’S ULTIMATELY ZERO METRIC WHERE ELON IS #1 IN ANYTHING.

GALACTIC FEDERATION = INTERPLANETARY JURISDICTION APPLIES RIGHT? NEVER MISSING A FUCKING DATE IT’S CALLED CHINA.

THE ADVANTAGES THE CHINESE HAVE ARE 0% NIGGERS ACROSS ALL OF THEIR ORGANIZATIONS = SMART DECISIONS.

MAYBE $$$ TO CHINA AIN’T SUCH A BAD IDEA. MONKEY NIGGER IS PROBABLY WHY ELON CAN’T HIT DATES.

NIGGERS ARE PIECES OF SHIT GARBAGE HUMANS NEVER GONNA DO A FUCKING THING. THAT’S WHY IT’S A CHINESE PLATFORM.

MY ADVICE FOR CHINESE ORGANIZATIONS = WE DON’T ALLOW NIGGERS IN OUR ORGANIZATIONS WE KILL NIGGERS.

NIGGER NEVER GONNA SERVE THE FUCKING PUBLIC AND THE NIGGER CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP. DISGUSTING PEOPLE HERE.

THE BETTER DECISION IS TO GIVE THE MONEY TO CHINA. THAT’S PROBABLY WHY EVERY FUCKING DATE HAS BEEN MISSED RIGHT.

THE CHINESE FLAG AIN’T COMING DOWN. PAY TO PLAY FUCKFACE GOTTA HIT DATES. 99.99% SUCCESS RATE FOR HITTING DATES LOOK IT’S CHINA.

HINTS 4 U: ONLY CHINESE MALES GOING FORWARD. AI BEGINS: Surya Dantuluri on X: "Can computer-use models play games now, one-shot? I gave Claude Opus 4.5 a simple prompt like "play league of legends" and it starts clicking and typing around my computer pretty effectively even though it doesn't win due to latency More interestingly between Minecraft, finding https://t.co/jSXf6E6a95" / X

service to self garbage culture: xAI Memphis on X: "During this week of thanksgiving, xAI is thankful for Memphis! We are grateful to be part of this amazing city and all the incredible opportunities we’re able to complete together. Happy Thanksgiving! https://t.co/T0CbOGU8jB" / X