MARK “PEPE IN THE CHINESE” ZUCKY. HUMANOIDS AREN’T HAPPENING FAST ENOUGH. THE NEXT 6 MONTHS WILL BE SUPER EXCITING. WILL THE TRADITIONAL TECH SILICON VALLEY SPACE BEAT SHENZHEN OR ELON…?

YA SEE 1 GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE ALEX COLLIER…WRITES THE ANDROMEDAN SHIT…THAN ANOTHER GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE ALEX COLLIER SHOWS ME HIS SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES (9/26/2025 CONFIRMED SUPERHUMANS AMONG YOU). GIVES CREDENCE TO THE ALBERTA TEXAS NAZIS ARE ANDROMEDAN SUPERHUMANS. THE GUY WALKED UP TO ME LOOKING LIKE ALEX COLLIER AND DID THE FUCKING OUCH CRAZY HOLY FUCK SHIT.

BIG READ: Humanoid robots are Meta’s next ‘AR-size bet’ | The Verge

VIA Textise - Text-Only and Accessibility Tools: “While Meta is currently building its own humanoid, or “Metabot” as it’s called internally, Bosworth envisions the company licensing its software platform to other robot manufacturers. “I don’t care about us being the hardware manufacturers,” he explained. Instead, Meta plans to approach it similarly to Google, which licenses its software to phone makers. The idea, according to Bosworth, is to take the software blueprint Meta develops and let any company use it “as long as your robot meets these specs.”

ALREADY SEEING THEM ENTER EVERY ASPECT OF CHINESE SOCIETY IS WONDERFUL, STILL NOT MOVING FAST ENOUGH: CyberRobo on X: "Shanghai DroidUp Robotics Company's humanoid robot Walker2 at JD's new fashion show. WalkerS2 is a lightweight humanoid robot designed with a humanoid tendon system. It stands 1.7 meters tall, weighs only 32 kilograms, and has a battery life of 3 hours. https://t.co/qvHphvSmyx" / X. CAAAAANNNNN’T FORGET: Red Bull Energy Drink – Gives You Wiiings.

BUILDING THESE 247 AROUND THE CLOCK ALL THE TIME AS FAST AS POSSIBLE: Jason Smith - 上官杰文 on X: "More of China's new Fourth Gen. housing. These ones are in Fujian Province. Sky gardens, large terraces, higher ceilings, improved light, and more... https://t.co/VxylLhIqOw" / X.

USE TECH TO CREATE UTOPIA: PLA_Overwhelm on X: "This isn't sci-fi anymore. It's happening in China 🇨🇳today. A sky commandeered by ten thousand drones, moving as one mind—a feat of programming only possible here.#Drone https://t.co/pptSrmu6Yj" / X.

HOW DOES BLACK MIRROR EPISODE SOUR CREAM END?: Marc Randolph on X: "Hi. I'm Marc Randolph, co-founder and first CEO of Netflix. Ask me anything." / X

AI CREATED SHIT GETTING FREAKY: BLVCKL!GHT on X: "I have the privilege of testing @dreamina_ai's groundbreaking new features, and this is exactly the kind of forward momentum our industry needs (not just another lateral iteration). 🎬 What you're seeing: Their revolutionary 10-image keyframing system in action The technical https://t.co/ocIgeQKvcx" / X

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