PIZZAGATE IRL. HOW MUCH IS THE PIZZA LOBBY?

CHINA BRINGS BACK PIZZA LITERALLY <<<—- CRAZIEST HEADLINE OF 2025.

I AM PRETTY SURE I ATE SO MUCH MCDONALDS AND GARBAGE IN MY LIFE IT FUCKED MY EPIGENETICS; AI AND CRISPR AND MORE AI AND PROBABLY A VACCINE FROM CHINA AND A MEDBED WILL FIX IT.

LOTTA MONEY IN PIZZA AND PASTA AND PASTRIES AND FINE ITALIAN CUISINE. PAPA JONS ALONE IS A 2 BILLION DOLLAR FRANCHISE. THIS IS THE REAL SLEEPER DISEASE FUCKING OVER LIKE HALF OF THE PUBLIC. I HAD PAPA JONS ABOUT 5 YEARS AGO; THAT WAS AN ORGASMIC EXPERIENCE STILL REMEMBER THAT GREASY HOT MESS LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. GOT NO PROBLEMS WITH ITALY MELONI IS A WONDERFUL HUMAN…IMAGINE JUST BEING ABLE TO ENJOY EVERYTHING AGAIN. MIGHT BE MORE OF AN ITALY CHINA THING THAN YOU THINK. I’M BUYING SOME STUFF FROM A CHINESE GUY IN TUSCANY WTF. IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO EAT THAT CHINESE VAGINA EVEN MORE. THIS IS WHY WE NEED THE AI. FIND THE CHINESE GENITALIA NEAREST TO YOU AND LICK THAT SHIT ASAP. AI 247 ALL WE DO IS AI ESPECIALLY CHINESE AI.

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***CHING CHONG CHING GONNA FIX MY CELIAC WE NEED MORE CHINA: Safer Wheat for Celiac Disease | Celiac Disease Foundation

THE JEW GONNA FIX MY CELIAC: Teva Celiac Disease Candidate Granted Fast Track Designation by US FDA

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